December 2010
Stirrings 'neath the Grave
My my. It has been quite some time, hasn’t it? Rather a troubling span - though really only to me. Once upon a time I told myself that I’d keep updating my silly little websites close to a daily basis. Come present, and I’ve fallen far behind that little promise. Each website had something of a purpose, but somewhere along the line the purpose became muddled and lost. Things...
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“I’ve raped everyone I’ve ever met.”
– Jet
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“It only takes a small incision to make something fuckable.”
– Joey Derrickson
Myself: Sometimes I wonder if perhaps people just don't buy things because they're on sale, regardless of what the items actually are. Just like, 'Fuck yeah! Cat food!'
Customer: Yeah - 'Now I just have to buy a cat!'
The Art of Dialogue - Take Two.
Richter: You fill men's bowls and make them your consumer base!
Count Chocula: PERHAPS THE SAME COULD BE SAID OF ALL CONSUMABLES!
Richter: Your words are as empty as your bowl. Mankind ill needs a cereal such as you!
Count Chocula: WHAT IS A BOWL!? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF CERAMIC! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT THIS PART OF A COMPLETE BREAKFAST!
The Art of Dialogue
Richter: Die monster! You don't belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans, who wish to pay ME tribute.
Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk, have at you!
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“What a horrible night to have a curse!”
– Simon Belmont, from Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest.
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Is an amorphous existence a bad thing? I wouldn’t say so. By no means! So what if you have no form nor shape - those things are merely excess! We shall all be better living a life without such nonsense. Amoebas shall rise to the ruling class! Germs the size of bears and elephants will become our predators! Viruses will manifest and wage wars against the society of the amorphous humans and...
