Jet: Where's my black hole?
Jet: Where's my black hole?
Myself: ... Where'd you leave it last?
If I told you the reason behind it, would you believe me? You probably shouldn’t. In fact, you certainly shouldn’t. Because I’d lie. I do that, you know. Not just to anyone, though. To people like you. That’s right. Like YOU. I don’t know what it is about your kind. I find pleasure in misleading you, in falsifying whole realities just to see you suffer. Curiously...
I see a wall of black and white patterns! Patterns that madden and baffle and even sicken the senses! Strangles them, even! Big metallic spires - towers pointed at the top, painted a rusty sort of brown. I wonder what they’re there for? Government officiality perhaps? Or perhaps to remind everybody to aim for the heavens! Or maybe to inspire phallic jokes. And there are spiders! Gigantic...
But I never joined a frat! I was always more of a sorority guy.– Spoken cheerfully by my brother
So all you took out of this was that the universe is a woman and all you need to...– Myself, regarding my brother’s reaction to a physics article
Alright. So. Status report! Remember that whole NaNoWriMo thing? Well, unsurprisingly I lagged terribly behind my quota due to a series of breakdowns, both creative and psychological. So that’s kinda sorta been put on hold. I’d still love to finish the work itself, but there isn’t a chance in hell it’d ever be by the 30th. I’m thinking it’ll have to be...
Top ace pilot statistics during the One Year War. The Principality of Zeon Breniff Oguz 193 MS, 8 ships Norditt Bauer 191 MS, 4 ships Johnny Ridden 185 MS, 6 ships Eric Manthfield 156 MS and 3 ships Shin Matsunga 141 MS and 6 ships Gabby Hazzard 138 MS and 2 ships Robert Gilliam 115 MS and 6 ships Glennis Escot 103 MS and 12 ships The Earth...
The Asylum Eclectica →
This happy and cheerful place has been a favored haunt of mine for many a year now. I’ve decided to share the wealth and invite all of you to join in the morbid revelries! Enjoy gruesome facts and grisly tidbits and pictorial examinations of some horrible diseases!
I’ve got news for you - I just drew you a picture of a dog.– Niles Crane, of Frasier
Okay. Okay. So. I’m more than a little behind on my writing. Just slightly more than a little. EVER SO SLIGHTLY. Yeah, I’m really behind schedule. But this means nothing! I’ll succeed yet, you just wait and see! Just means I have a shit-ton of writing to do tomorrow. UPDATE: So it’s now about four thirty in the morning, but damn if I didn’t lessen my load for...
NaNoWriMo is well underway and I am truckin’ on! … Very slowly. Okay. So. Maybe I’m sort of off to a rocky start - But I’ll pull through! You just wait and see! I can pull it off, even if it kills me! Well. No. Not if it kills me. But still! I’ll do it, dammit!